Eff Sharks

Okay, I've watched Shark Week on the Discovery Channel or whatever, and I get that they've got a bad reputation and are really just giant stately fishies operating in their environment, but...

eff sharks. 

I'm in New Jersey - not in Florida, where this FoxNews photo was taken - but New Jersey was where the whole story upon which Jaws was based actually happened.  If I don't get in the water beyond my ankles, I'm not going to be too upset about it.